ﻛﺎﻥ ﻓﻴﻪ ﺭﺟﺎﻝ ﻣﻨﻘﻬﺮ ﻣﻦ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻪ ﻟﻴﺶ ﻫﻲ
ﺗﺠﻠﺲ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺒﻴﺖ ﻭﻫﻮ ﻳﻄﻠﻊ ﻟﺪﻭﺍﻡ ﻭﺩﺍﻳﻢ
ﻳﺘﻤﻨﻰ ﻳﺼﻴﺮ ﻓﻲ ﻣﻜﺎﻥ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺃﺣﺪ ﺍﻷﻳﺎﻡ
ﻇﻬﺮ ﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺭﺩ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ : ﺗﻤﻨﻰ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ :
ﺃﺗﻤﻨﻰ ﺃﻛﻮﻥ ﻓﻲ ﻣﻜﺎﻥ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻰ ﻭﻫﻲ ﻓﻲ
ﻣﻜﺎﻧﻲ ﻟﻮ ﻳﻮﻣﻴﻦ ﺑﺮﺗﺎﺡ ﺷﻮﻱ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺭﺩ ﺃﻭﻛﻲ
>>> ﻣﻌﺎﻩ ﻟﻐﺔ ﻭﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺼﺒﺎﺡ ﻧﻬﺾ ﻣﺒﻜﺮﺍً ﺟﻬﺰ
ﻓﻄﻮﺭ ﺍﻷﻭﻻﺩ ﻭﻓﻄﻮﺭ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺟﺔ ﺳﺎﻋﺪ ﺍﻻﻭﻻﺩ ﻓﻲ
ﺍﺭﺗﺪﺍﺀ ﻣﻼﺑﺴﻬﻢ ﻭﺗﺠﻬﻴﺰ ﺍﻻﻏﺮﺍﺽ ﻭﺍﻟﻔﺴﺤﺔ
ﻭﺩﻋﻬﻢ ﺑﺄﺑﺘﺴﺎﻣﺔ ﻏﺴﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﻮﺍﻋﻴﻦ ﺭﺗﺐ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﺰﻝ
ﻭ ﻣﺴﺢ ﺍﻻﺭﺽ ﻏﺴﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﻼﺑﺲ ﻭﺗﻌﺐ ﻓﻲ
ﻛﻴﻬﺎ ﺟﻬﺰ ﻃﻌﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﻐﺪﺍﺀ ﺃﻧﺘﻈﺮ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻪ ﻭﺍﻭﻻﺩﻩ
ﺑﺄﺑﺘﺴﺎﻣﺔ ﺭﻏﻢ ﺗﻌﺒﻪ ﺩﺧﻠﺖ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺟﺔ ﻟﺘﺮﺗﺎﺡ ﺑﻌﺪ
ﺍﻟﺪﻭﺍﻡ ﺭﻏﻢ ﺃﻧﻪ ﺩﻭﺍﻡ ﻣﻜﺘﺒﻲ ﻭﻣﺮﻳﺢ ﻫﻮ ﺟﻠﺲ
ﻣﻊ ﺍﻻﻭﻻﺩ ﻳﺴﺘﺬﻛﺮ ﻣﻌﻬﻢ ﺍﻟﺪﺭﻭﺱ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﻟﻌﺼﺮ
ﺟﻬﺰ ﺍﻟﻘﻬﻮﺓ ﻭﺍﻟﺸﺎﻱ ﻭﺷﻲﺀ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺤﻼ ﻧﻬﻀﺖ
ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺟﺔ ﺗﻨﺎﻭﻟﺖ ﺍﻟﻘﻬﻮﺓ ﻭﺍﻟﺸﺎﻱ ﺧﺮﺟﺖ ﺗﻘﻀﻲ
ﺑﻌﺾ ﺍﻟﻤﺼﺎﻟﺢ ﻭﺗﺮﻓﻪ ﻋﻦ ﻧﻔﺴﻬﺎ ﻫﻮ ﺟﻠﺲ
ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﺰﻝ ﻳﻜﻤﻞ ﺃﻋﻤﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﻨﺰﻝ ﻳﺮﺍﻋﻲ
ﺍﻷﺑﻨﺎﺀ ﻭﻣﺸﺎﻛﻠﻬﻢ ﻓﻼﻥ ﺿﺮﺑﻨﻲ , ﻋﻼﻥ ﻛﺴﺮ
ﻗﻠﻤﻲ ...... ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﻟﻤﻐﺮﺏ ﺟﻬﺰ ﺍﻟﻌﺸﺎﺀ ﺃﻛﻞ
ﺍﻷﻭﻻﺩ ﻭﻧﺎﻣﻮﺍ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺟﻬﺪ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺟﺔ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻷﺳﺘﺮﺍﺣﺔ
ﻭﻧﺎﺳﻪ ﻭﺳﻮﺍﻟﻴﻒ ﻭﺑﻠﻮﺗﻮﺙ ﻭ .......... ﻭﻫﻮ
ﺟﺎﻟﺲ ﻳﻨﺘﻈﺮ ﺭﺟﻮﻋﻬﺎ ﻋﻠﺸﺎﻥ ﻳﻌﺸﻴﻬﺎ
ﻭﻳﺴﻤﻊ ﻣﻨﻬﺎ ﻛﻠﻤﺔ ﺣﻠﻮﺓ ﺃﻧﺘﻬﺖ ﺍﻟﻴﻮﻣﻴﻦ ﻣﺪﺓ
ﺍﻷﺗﻔﺎﻕ ﺑﻴﻨﻪ ﻭﺑﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺭﺩ ﺭﺟﻊ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺭﺩ ﻗﺎﻝ :
ﻫﺎﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﻩ ﻛﻴﻒ ﺍﻟﻮﺿﻊ ﻋﺎﺟﺒﻚ ؟؟؟؟ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺝ
ﻻ ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻣﺎ ﻋﺠﺒﻨﻲ
ﺗﻜﻔﻰ ...... ﺗﻜﻔﻰ ......... ﺭﺟﻌﻨﻲ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻫﻞ
ﻋﺮﻓﺖ ﻗﻴﻤﺔ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻚ ﻭﻛﻴﻒ ﺗﺘﻌﺐ ﻋﻠﺸﺎﻧﻚ
ﻭﻋﻠﺸﺎﻥ ﺍﻭﻻﺩﻙ ﻗﺎﻝ : ﻋﺮﻓﺘﻬﺎ ..........
ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ........... ﻋﺮﻓﺘﻬﺎ ﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﺭﺩ : ﺑﺮﺟﻌﻚ ﻟﻜﻦ
ﺑﻌﺪ ﺗﺴﻊ ﺷﻬﻮﺭ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻴﺶ ؟؟؟؟؟ ﻗﺎﻝ : ﺃﻧﺖ
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